{"product_id":"9781665990899","title":"How to Draw a Zombie","description":"\u003cb\u003eWhen it comes to drawing zombies, embracing imperfection is the way to go in this tongue-in-cheek instructional picture book narrated by a zombie.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, you want to know how to draw a zombie, huh? Luckily, we found a zombie who knows all the zombie-drawing secrets.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eHere’s its top advice:\u003cbr\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eArt supplies. Include glue in case your hand falls off.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eStart with a head. A lopsided square is excellent. Or a parallelogram.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eAdd some wonky little lines for hair, too. We aren’t going for Prince Charming here.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDraw eyes—definitely not the same size!\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eDraw a nose—remember, just a slit.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eNow give it some teeth, say, about eighty. And they have to be HORRIBLE.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd maybe your zombie wants a pet? Or a car? Or some cake? It’s a good idea to keep your zombie happy at all times. One mingy slice of cake’s not gonna cut it!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eInsider info? The glue also works on heads that roll off. And remember, when it comes to drawing a zombie, a BAD zombie is a GOOD zombie.","brand":"Zoey Abbott","offers":[{"title":"Hardback Picture book","offer_id":51638298181688,"sku":"9781665990899","price":27.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0218\/3858\/files\/BNCImageAPI_337c9786-7e2f-4a71-b4e8-1df19d9ec508.jpg?v=1775064967","url":"https:\/\/nutsandshells.com\/products\/9781665990899","provider":"Nuts \u0026 Shells","version":"1.0","type":"link"}